The reason for crotch tits

My headcanon is that Hasbio placed the breasts so low on the mare so as to leave plenty of room on the stomach for belly rubs.

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Horses have crotch tits.

Good idea, I like it.

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Can you give a horse belly rubs?

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Yeah

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Well then there you go! Case in point!

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By the by, not trying to disprove anything, I love the idea. Poor phrasing on my part.

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You’re good

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I my headcanon, they put it at the crotch, because the human looking tits would look weird if they were higher

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side tits

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A classic Disney look, if you will

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I dunno, recently the controversial section has shown that some people still find them a little neat.

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I mean cows have udders in a similar area so… :shrug:

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This is also in my headcanon. Eventually marauders found the gen modification technology in one of the old hasbio labs, and of course they sold it to everyone with enough money. And of course someone came up with the way to create legal sex slaves

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I say again: and they’re great for belly rubs!

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That would also explain offshoot fluffies like cow fluffies or Yorkshires, etc.

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Marauders you say?

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Yes? Did I used the word wrong?

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Oh God, is that a Harry Potter reference?

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Oh no, I was thinking of other marauders who happen to steal technology and sell it on the black market

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