The micro invasion part 1 (carniviousduck)

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Better call the exterminator.

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At least he’s being helpful

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I eagerly await the upcoming shitapocalypse

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The real reason people want cannibal fluffies.

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He did say bestes herd, oh boy!

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The fucking walls must be crawling with them.

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Micro-fluffies are a truly terrifying prospect

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Deploy the glue traps!

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Like that scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where those cultists flood the mines.

But with shit.

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My primary takeaway is how glorious it would be to just raise Micros and unleash them on people’s homes and communities under cover of darkness.

Especially if you can find variants that are harder to kill.

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Step 1 buy a dozen glue traps. Step 2 heat up a can of spaghetti and dump it in a bowl. Step 3 Place the bowl on the floor surrounded by the glue traps. Step 4 Release the trapped micro and tell it to go get the bestest herd because dinner is served.

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