Ted and fluffies! 21! Litterpaly! By: eded_ted

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Inspiration: @Foxhoarder

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This may well be the most ingenious abuse post I have ever seen.

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Inspiration by: i cant find it, but its the picture where there is this fluffy in a toilet. So that one. I cant find it tho :worried:

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Eat shit yah bestesh babbeh :rofl:

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Ahh…
THE SWEET AND JUICY REGRET OF A SMARTY BESTEST BABBEH…
there is nothing better…

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Come on i forgot to color teds tongue!!!

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Are you thinking of The Showering by Deliverance?

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No, it was the one with 1 picture

Did you see it on the site or somewhere else?

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Here on the site about 1 hour ago

Im pretty quick drawing

Except unlike Fluffy shit, human shit is toxic as fucking hell and depleted of most nutrients; we piss out most of what little we don’t use instead. We’re more like pigs and dogs in that sense.

You can actually use human shit to treat leather, one of the worst (but safest and necessary) jobs in medieval times was to stomp hides in shit like you’re stomping grapes, all day every day.

Any human litter-pal will be dead VERY soon.

Unless that is you use a genetically-modified human. One who produces less foul waste for environmental reasons. Which I may actually use, Fluffverse gives tax cuts for families who alter their kids to reduce stress and work in wastewater treatment plants.

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Does it help if i was the babie well every time i poop on it?

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If it doesent, i guess ill have to get it somekind of deep sea diving suit x biohazard suit

Is it any of these?
The Fluff-Potty (By MaggotMarrow)
Toilet Training by:Foxhoarder
Toilet Fluffy by:Foxhoarder

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The third one!

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Ill put it here now

Thankyou for helping!

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Is it this One?

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Assuming it catches the urine in its mouth akin to a watersports fetish porno, then you have the longterm issue of kidneys. Fluffy biology is very much based on plot armor, so it can go either way, but the issue with the “drink your own pee, its sterile” thing is kidneys already fail in humans and now you are taxing them by running what they sifted out again, and concentrated. Plus the Fluffy could have an adverse reaction to urea, the concentrated chemicals such as creatinine, nitrogen, uric acid, plus urine is not actually sterile and is loaded with nacteria that may kill the Fluffy. It all may be too much for its kidneys, and it may simply be unwilling. Plus, any piss it doesn’t drink will break down into ammonia on and around it.

But.
Urine actually does contain fats. If the flushing carried away all the urine and it was immune to all of the above via magic immune system and super kidneys or something, then its plausible it could survive off urine for awhile. Getting enough vitamins, eating a balanced diet, not getting too much exercise so the muscle metabolic processes aren’t dumping toxins into the urine, and managing body ph levels would a help too.

GENIUS! SO Is Litterpaly gonna permanently live in the toilet? It’s small now, but eventually it’s gonna grow up, it might retaliate by bitting your dick and balls. A solution would be a custom toilet cage for Litterpaly when it’s an adult.

there’s also a post showing that ppl used them as toiled paper to clean themselves and get rid of them later. don’t remenber if it was from macgonalgh or something like this