Steve was so much smarter than the average fluffy that no comparable example among humanity existed.
He understood sarcasm and could use it!
And now that he was fully-grown he was ready to use his intelligence for his own gain. All it would take was demonstrating his genius to a human and he’d be set for life.
Eagerly walking out of the alley that had been his home for all his life, Steve approached the first human he saw.
“Be nyu daddeh, nice mistah?”
The obviously well-off man looked down at him.
“I do have room for a fluffy in my life. My old one died. Do you want to come home with me?”
Steve rolled his eyes and said sarcastically:
“Nu, Steve wan nyu daddeh tu cut off Steve’s weggies, nu-nu stick, an tawnkie-thing!”
Before Steve could make it clear he was being sarcastic he found himself scooped up.
“This is the best day ever!” exclaimed the pillowfluffer, “I finally found a fluffy who knows what every fluffy needs to be happy! No legs! And I can take your tongue and penis right now. Don’t worry, I have the resources to keep you alive for years and years!”
He pulled out a pair of sharp scissors and held Steve’s mouth open as the fluffy desperately struggled.
Author’s Note: This was inspired by @BFM101 's latest Josef story about him trying to get it through to pillowfluffers that fluffies don’t like being pillowed.
Also yeah, Steve’s going to suffer for years with no legs, tongue, or penis. But he will have his testicles so he’ll be constantly tormented by his desire for sex but have no way of relieving that pain. His owner will make a blog dedicated to him, not realizing that he’s suffering no matter how many times people post in the comments on how obvious it is.