Spring rolls (by Rescue_9)

LETTTTSSSSGGGGGGOOOOOO YOU ARE BACK YEAYYYY

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But then you’d have to go get a whole new pregnant fluffy to make more fetus spring rolls!

It’s much more practical to keep the mare and repeatedly artificially inseminate her to make more.

Plus, you get to enjoy her suffering each and every time.
And watch her slow descent into irreversible despair as she comes to the realization that every single babbeh she will ever have will never be born alive. :slight_smile:

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I was under the impression this was just dinner.

If it was a business then I agree with you wholeheartedly.

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The Vietnamese place in my town uses shrimp in theirs, obviously I don’t know how traditional those are but everything else lines up, especially the peanut sauce. That stuff is delicious!

Ahem I mean yess fluffy suffering. Maybe steam the foals briefly to ensure they’re cooked and safe to consume?

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Are spring rolls cooked when meat is in them? I’m curious because I don’t know

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Fluffies aren’t exactly animals so you could argue that they don’t really count as meat.

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They’re not animals in the same way that beavers are fish.

(someone is going to know what I’m talking about)

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Capybaras are also fish, so a fluffy can be a toy

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Oh hey welcome back! Normally this is the part where I go on my “that’s not how anatomy works” rant but I’m too tired and more glad to see you here than anything else.

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Somebody spent too much time in Sniffer’s Row.

Just sayin

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Premium breed, premium product.

Or another company improved them. Mattel, Spinmaster.

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The only quibble I might have is that it’s probably better to flash-cook the foeti in a wok or skillet with a little bit of oil. Otherwise, excellent work!

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Fluffies aren’t legally animals so it’s vegetarian.

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105

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…do you not know what a joke is?

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Do you not know what website you’re on? It’s hard sometimes to tell if someone is joking or not.

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And? Even if I was serious that’s not an excuse.
People are allowed to express their headcanons.

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PSA: jokes are supposed to be funny.

And the majority of this community is not comedically gifted.

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Making the mare watch is the genius touch

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Based asian fude

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