Smarty Pants Punishment (FracturedMyPelvis)

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A short comic I made of a fluffy sassing its owner a bit too much.

Also, as an added note, I was watching King of the Hill while drawing this and the sheer contrast of having a fluffy being slashed on one screen, and Hank selling propane on the other sent me into a laughing fit XD

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I tell ya what, thats a clean burning Fluffy right there

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LMAO

What about turning him into sketty.

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Skipping right over the sorry stick and going straight to death by knife. A repeat offender?

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Thats what you get ya smarty asshole

Awesome art :+1: love that smarty’s expression.

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Seems like it.

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It doesn’t have to be a murder.

What’s a little knife wound among friends.

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Smawty wanna seww pwopane an pwopane accessowies!

Edit: seww, not sell

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People are gonna be so jazzed about that fluffy

OH MY GOD IT’S SO JUICY

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“Sorry, what does Smarty want again?”

Smarty’s brain: “Don’t say it, don’t say it, for the love of God, don’t fucking say it, just take the goddamn L!”

“S-sketties?”

Smarty’s brain:

brain-out-homer

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Totally was expecting awful pants, a skinned lower half, or a diaper. Subverted! (at least to me.) Good stuff!

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Hahaha the shitrat never will learn. Good way to punish the shitrat.

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I think a small, primally idiotic part of the fluffy was saying “maybe just maybe he’ll give sketties” but the other part of his brain was telling him to shut up XD he was taking the chance I suppose

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God whenever smarties do this i just wanna punt them into the stratosphere. i imagine they’d make a really satisfying THUNK when your foot connects :man_running:

his smug little face in the first panel is so perfectly smashable

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that fluffy ain’t right

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Amazing art, but the owner should amputate first! He’s spoiling the fun

Eh, no different than your dog barking randomly outside and whimpering inside.

Having a fat arrogant Smarty and tanuki-tier nuts just proves what a huge cock you have to the neighbors.