Sick: Nurturing November #16 by Chikahiro

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It was either Taco Bell or Hot Pockets.

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Uhhh, the toilet will have to be checked for holes after this.

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you get tummy aches after hot pockets?

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No, but there is the whole Jim Gaffigan routine on it :slight_smile:

Taco Bell doesn’t bother me either.

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Is…
Is it overflowing?!

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As far as we know @Chikahiro, it’s not going to be more abuse-ish than that.

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Maybe. Or splattering. Fun is not being had.

I’ll admit to laughing to myself when adding that detail.

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Glad its not Chikos :sweat_smile: (Gabriel Iglesia stand up)

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Hot Pockets have gotten way better since that sketch was written. Still kinda iffy, but at least they have flavor now.

Taco Bell is what it always has been, a place for college students and stoners to get massive amounts of cheap food. The chalupa is excellent.

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Hahaha. It’s going to die a slow painful death.

Dah poopies accewewates

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It’s them damn enchiladas

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The first question that came to my mind was, “why wouldn’t that fluffy be trying (in vain) to keep the poopies in the litter box?”

And then the answer occurred to me.

It’s a real pain in the ass (ha!) for a fluffy to get on a toilet. What would make it worthwhile besides an overwhelming desire to not make bad poopies?

Well, what’s in the toilet that isn’t in the litter box?

Yup. Water. Cool, cool water. That, with sufficiently forced out poop, might splash against the poor fluffy’s napalmed asshole.

This would also explain the splash along the edges!

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Fluffy Taco Shits are probably against the Geneva Convention or something. At the very least it’s chemical warfare.

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At the very least it’s enough to turn your septic tank into a Superfund site.

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Saw this and began humming Ring of Fire like I always do when the stomach crash. :sweat_smile:

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Nope. Not at all. The next hour or three won’t be any fun though.

This one is getting its just desserts…

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“Huuuhuuu no wan’ churro!”

Although daddy shouldn’t been more careful.