Question

So Everyone in the spider group this question is for you. Is there extra content in there?? Is it worth the creepy crawlies on your screen randomly?? Is this just my fear of spiders talking??

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No, no, and, of course, yes.

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I can hold a fucking roach and get bitten by said roach. But the thought of a fake spider crawling around my screen is too much? God damn where did I go wrong

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You’re scared of spiders? Have you not seen their feet?

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It keeps squeamish nosy-bodies away from my phone!

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How many more cursed settings are there on this site that I don’t want to know about?? Don’t answer.

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Puffy paws <3

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I shoot spider webs whenever I get too excited

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i just fuck spiders lol

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Spider paws? Cute

Spiders as a whole? Ew ew ew ew ew scary

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That’s just jizz.

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I just have them on to scare my friend when I show him messed up shit on this site.

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Naw

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Nice try, spider! I see through your carefully doctored tinder angle photos.

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I have but they seem sharper than a kitten’s claw. Look at those points!!

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But kittens are very pointy and everyone loves them.

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Yes but kittens only have four legs and two eyes. Not eight legs and MILLIONS OF FUCKING EYES

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Noooo, there’s nothing else special about the spider group. No free monthly gift bags or super cool t-shirts and other free stuff. Juuust spider crawling on the screen.

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I’m just here for the spiders the Fluffy abuse is just the bonus