But there’s sadness in her eyes
She wanted to pillow herself. Nobody is thinking of the fluffies, as usual.
Guess this explains tumbly jk
I feel there would be a market for these lol but maybe too niche to justify the R&D costs
Well, they may be fine if they don’t meet normal fluffies, but what if they see one? The first question on their mind would be “Why does that fluffy have what I don’t?” And as they see more normal fluffies, the question will become “Why do I not have what they do? What is wrong with me?” And that, my friends, is the beginning of severe depression and loss of feeling of self-worth.
Would buy one tbh. Peak fuzzball aesthetic
They just added Thalidomide to the soon-mummahs’ food.
Have no worries, though. The discontinued product was still made useful.
Who wants a fluffwurst?
I’m getting a “Big Mac in commercial vs. Big Mac in real life” vibe from this.
You know what I mean?
“Nice mistuh gib foweba sweepies nao? Pweese?”
Makes sense that pre-pillowed wouldn’t sell. They don’t have the crushed spirits and resignation that a “once mobile” pillow has. That certain malaise that makes them so cute!
A pre-pillow would simply be all right with life. Ugh, so dull.