Pre-Pillowed Pals (by SouthernKilling)

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She’s smiling.

But there’s sadness in her eyes

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She wanted to pillow herself. Nobody is thinking of the fluffies, as usual.

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Guess this explains tumbly :stuck_out_tongue: jk

I feel there would be a market for these lol but maybe too niche to justify the R&D costs

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Well, they may be fine if they don’t meet normal fluffies, but what if they see one? The first question on their mind would be “Why does that fluffy have what I don’t?” And as they see more normal fluffies, the question will become “Why do I not have what they do? What is wrong with me?” And that, my friends, is the beginning of severe depression and loss of feeling of self-worth.

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Would buy one tbh. Peak fuzzball aesthetic

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They just added Thalidomide to the soon-mummahs’ food.

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Have no worries, though. The discontinued product was still made useful.

Who wants a fluffwurst?

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I’m getting a “Big Mac in commercial vs. Big Mac in real life” vibe from this.

You know what I mean?

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“Nice mistuh gib foweba sweepies nao? Pweese?”

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Makes sense that pre-pillowed wouldn’t sell. They don’t have the crushed spirits and resignation that a “once mobile” pillow has. That certain malaise that makes them so cute!

A pre-pillow would simply be all right with life. Ugh, so dull.

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