The Enf Times are apon us lol
As the people on Earth or as the giant fluffy?
Scramble every military power, throw everything at it!!! It’s a shitrat, a planet-size one mind you, but they die easy enough what makes this one different besides the size?
Say goodbye to Australia as it’s completely wrecked by an oversized Fluffy dick.
Pray to god that he finds Mariana trench at first try
its just a giant shitrat thats about to penetrate our atmosphere whit its giant fluffy dick
The fact that when it says Huggies and Wuv, it could shatter the Earth lol
Makes me think of the episode of R&M with the giant heads
Hear me out
…We send a giant enfie toy into space
when i made this, that was just what i thought.
Well. I know what to do. There is only one way. @Eded_ted, do you recall what pillowy did when told he’d get a new leg if he slammed his head against a metal plate? We just have to tell him to repeatedly slam his head on the Himalayan mountains so that he can get the sketties underneath. Only a fluffy head can open it, no leggies. We’ll lose a good chunk of the world, but we might just save the other side.
~Sips beer~ “The old gypsy woman was right.”
Get NASA on the horn…we need to communicate with the GETF(Giant Extra-Terrestrial Fluffy)
Maybe ask him to give sun a big hug, since it’s autumn and the sun is getting sad and less warm?
That was my backup plan. Alternatively, telling him the rings of Saturn are in reality space sketties. Basically he’d eat the space version of glass sketties.
“At least I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.”
Maybe we go full Armageddon but the task is to train Abusers to be Astronauts instead of Deep Core Drillers?
A couple of options
1 kill it from the inside
2 convince it to go to the sun
Or 3 don’t qorry about it cause it will die of suffocation in a few