No Nuts for Tanuki (by Booperino)

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Happy NNN!
Tanuki is an odd fluffy with comically large lumps and cute racoon-like fluff patterns, but is not a subspecies lol

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Nice subversion.

But good lord that Fluffy has got some nuts on him. Poor guy probably can’t sit down properly.

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Now, pay your debt to him

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he gotta lean back a bit, but otherwise they dont get much in the way (some mares enjoy ;D jk)

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“Gib 300000 kibbwe an tanooki wiww gib bigggest housies”
“i just want to see my family again”
“STONKS :P”

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Something about a fluffy saying “Just chillin” with his dick n balls out is alluding to something and I’m not sticking around to see what will happen next.

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That fluffy may have mumps.

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Honestly i just coudnt think a funny dialog for a fluffy doing nothing in a kitchen counter when i was writing it so i juts had it literally chilling with its balls out lmao

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He should check him for cancer… Maybe he will lose them still

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“Hey Tanuki, what you up to?”

“Tanooki am dwaggin’ testicwes obah ebah suwface 'ou put nummies on.”

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Fluffy grows up and turns their testicles into a hippity hop as they’ve become desenitized from sitting on them etc repeatedly over the months.

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~Realizes why his mortal enemy gave him the fluffy~

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“Why do I keep accepting presents from that guy!”

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If you haven’t seen Pom Poko, drop what you’re doing and go watch it. I think it’s on Disney plus.

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Not big on supporting Disney after Star wars.

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Doesn’t have to be Disney Plus. Just wherever you can find a copy. This is what you’re missing out on.

Also, The Mandalorian was very good.

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I can totally see tanuki starting a subspecies though. Definitely can breed a lot with those… OwO

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“always keep a cloth nearby in case your big balled fluff decides to chill, so you can clean the table”

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What the fuck did I just watch? Did Studio Ghibli really make an anime where Tanukis have giant shape-changing testicles?

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