New Daddeh? Do dancies! (swiftbitches)

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Just a nice little brown fluffy doing a dance, nothing weird here!

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Nani

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wow!! I’m going to die!! It’s too adorable!! I may hold it?

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You may hold them but you might be nibbled a little!

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Yay!!! :sparkling_heart::sparkling_heart::sparkling_heart:

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Instantly, I’m reminded of the manga “Kimi no Koto Tabete Iii?”

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WANT

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The only random stray I’d pick up right here, I’d sacrifice an arm to em on the spot

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I’d name this thing Oni

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awwwwww i wuv himmmm :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:
widdle babbeh tummy mouth boyyyyy

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lets name it bitey

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bfd

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-grabs cash-
GIMME DA FLUFF-

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ITS SO CUTE

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Nani the fuck ?!

Ahem anyway no huggies !
But this fluffy can hug those other more useless and unnecessary fluffies over there.

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Bitey Frank.

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yeah cool name

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I’m so happy. Hang on…

Starfish Jaw Defect
An birth defect commonly found in Poland and Florida, Starfish Jaw Fluffies (Or Bewwy fwend in fluffy speak) are a strange variation of common Earth Fluffies with various traits akin to an Starfish (namely regrowable limbs and a large mouth around the digestive system) while retaining a majority of the body’s structure of being a Earth Fluffy. Despite having fair intelligence comparable to fluffies, Starfish Jaw Defects lack a majority of brain function as their heads are able to be freely torn off, and (if a plentiful amount of organs aren’t removed leading to a rapid death) recover, although the fluffy is heavily restricted in most senses.

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Florida I can understand. What’s going on in Poland though?

@Dragonixa

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… I honestly don’t get why Poland of all countries, but I wouldn’t mind a star-jaw fluff :smiley:

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