Kazoo [fluffsplosion]

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A man found a fluffy on his door step. The fluffy pony wanted food.
The man gave the fluffy pony food, and then it wanted a home.
The man gave the fluffy pony a home, and then it wanted hugs.
The man gave the fluffy pony hugs, and then it wanted toys.
The man gave the fluffy pony toys, and then it wanted a kazoo.

Fluffy pony played the kazoo happily for hours on end, and the man wanted quiet.

Don’t give your fluffy pony a kazoo.

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If you give a mouse a cookie…

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The man wanted quiet, so he kicked the fluffy pony out of the house.

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Put Tabasco sauce on the Kazoo when its not looking.

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Abusive idea

Cram another kazoo in her poopie-place.
Butts can’t hum, so that kazoo wouldn’t make any noise.
Though the one in her mouth would make a rather funny “HUU HUU HUUUUU!”

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I do like it when a plan hums together

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Chapter 1: How to piss off your neighbors

Put a box of kazoos outside for feral fluffies to take right before going on vacation.

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In my opinion, most fluffies wouldn’t be able to figure out how to make a kazoo work.

…now, wooden train whistles on the other hand…

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“Chu chu! Fwuffy espwess!”
Fluffy pony derails

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That’s too funny. I hope someone draws that :fox:

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When my father’s brother had a baby, he brought the most obnoxiously loud toy he could find as a gift for her. I could definitely see people doing similar mischief to fluffy owners too. :laughing:

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I’m told that’s how you know who loves you and needs to be cut out of your life.

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Doot doot!!

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Chapter 2: how to be murdered brutally by all your neighbors

Put a box of vuvezelas outside instead.

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Chapter 3 (Halloween Edition): Scare the neighborhood kids by putting up severed fluffy heads hooked up to car batteries playing trumpets.

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Scare? I think the word you’re looking for is traumatize.

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If you think that’s traumatizing, wait til Christmas. :wink:

Christmas is traumatizing enough without buckets of fluffy gore.

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True. I had a different type in mind for Christmas. Attach a stick or a pole to a fluffy mammah and attach one (or all) of the babbehs to the other end and have jingle bells tied to the babbehs so the fluffies run around town jingling their babbeh bells.

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That doesn’t have to be a Christmas thing…