Four Bronx Fluffies (Leroy Lettering)

Four fluffies from the Bronx were sitting around.
“Joey wan sketties!”
“Didi nu, but nu hab skettis… How get skettis?”
“Jonny nu!! Jonny heawd make songies get munnies den get skettis! Fwuffies make band!”
“OTAY!!” the other three replied.

The fluffies found some beat up instruments in the dumpster behind a pawn shop that had closed, and lugged them back to their alley.
“OTAY! We got instruments! Nao songies!!”
“ONE TUU… TWEE… uhhhh… uhhh… uhh…”

And thus, the Fluffy Ramones ended just as soon as they’d started.