/looks around for impending doom
Awww be careful now lil one
Love me some Larur cheeks.
Those eyes, so innocent for a bright and shining future.
Abuse version called ‘fluffy on a swing~ set’ in that they were pushed/kicked so hard they went around until wrapped around/against the top bar.
That tender hopefully falls and is chato like a pug
Autocorrect got you?
It’s cute (although I kinda want to see its balls tangled in the swing) but it’s really cute.
Right be a shame if someone had a bat and hit him while he is swinging-hold Louivile slugger behind my back-
This is an absolutely perfect example of cute aggression. It’s just a happy fluffy having a good time, but just seeing it is giving me an irresistible desire to hurt it!
Time to make him do a full turn
Knowing my luck I’ll push this fluffy higher and higher, and get distracted by my phone…and it’ll soon fly over the fence.
*Accidently pushes too hard and brakes it’s front leggies causing it to fall off
“Screeeeeee weggie owies!”
“Whoops, broke another one, time to buy a new fluffy.”
“Daddeh, hewp fwuffy! Nee’ huggies!”
One Hour Later…
*Lets fluffy play in back yard near broken fluffy
“Nyu fwen? Nee’ huggies?
*Almost hugs broken fluffy
“Sketties for fluffy!”
*completely forgets broken fluffy
“Huu, huu, nee’ wub!”
A few weeks later…
me trying to come up with an original way to cock block yet another one of Dr.Jeky’s murderboners:
Summertime fun for the fluffy.
Medicinal marijuana might work. 1oz per inch. Pizza should be available on hand.
I don’t THINK you can OD on the stuff like that…
cock block, not calm down
i’ll write that down anyway, it might be useful
lol I just want to see the strings snap. Not even sending it flying, just falling the couple inches to the ground and winding up with a bruised butt.