I need you to delete all the art i never made and all the stories i never did write. I just can’t have all the things i didn’t do pop up five years down the line when i become president of nowhere land.
So please, please, PLEASE delete me stuff.
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Don’t! I actually i like it here and am making a joke
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too late. it’s like it was never there to begin with.
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Nooo!!! All the stuff i didn’t do!! I spent so much time not doing it!
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retroactively changing reality so you created hundreds of artpieces the likes of which havent been seen since the renaissance so we can delete them
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Can you imagine a presidential debate where a candidate is asked if he knows what a fluffy pony is, and he just gets wide eyed and runs.
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Lol… All your enfie baby artwork you didnt make is erased!
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Mr president, are you familiar with an “Enfie babbeh”?
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I think you did some damage to the fabric of reality.
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Well now I’m conflicted you delete all my stuff but now I have art skills from the Renaissance so… win?
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It would be better than the 2020 presidential debate and i think i might even pay to see that.
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I did not have sexual relations with that babbeh.
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Oh no now how will everybody know that I didn’t make it!
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“Of course not. Enfie babies are awful! Horrible, tasteless content.”
“Ok, so you do know what they are?”
Deer on headlights look and slowly ducking behind podium.
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Eh anyone that manages to make it to the presidential debates are sociopathic enough to not give a damn and just lie. And if they’re a bigger piece of shit than usual their supporters won’t care
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Me after that 5th burrito I knew I shouldn’t have had.
My parents saidthe same thing about my presence alone…
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Mr. President… We uncovered about 240TB of Enffie Babbeh photos and videos… Please explain…
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Savage.
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Go, join the loser popular girls. 
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